Lester the Giraffe

Lester grew up in the Mexican circus in Tijuana. Just imagine the stories he can tell!  Unfortunately, the circus folk thought it would be funny to feed him lots of that strange, green jello and as a result, his memory and balance are a bit fuzzy.  Regardless, he's a great guy to have around as long as you don't get him started telling stories about his sketchy adventures in Mexico.  Then you're just asking for it.

Lester is 18" tall and has child-safe eyes backed with washers.  His fur is velvety soft, high quality fabric.  His head, body and tail are stuffed with tiny jingle bells making him really fun to shake around all willy nilly (though he's not particular to this kind of behavior).  He meets or exceeds all the international health and safety standards for plush toys.  You know you need him.

$19.99

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Upcoming Characters...

These following toys are currently being manufactured and will be available for sale in late Spring 2009
Kitty McPhee

Kitty is a bad-A. She's been working CSI-Detroit for 6 years now and doesn't take any lip from anyone. Her fluffy appearance gives her a backstage pass to some conversations that she wouldn't otherwise hear. But the lifestyle has left Kitty in dire need of some TLC.

With super soft fur and soft filling, Kitty is ready to Hug it Out. Her stuffing is sprinkled with tiny jingle bells so you can always keep track of her whereabouts.
Wiggly Worm

Wiggly Worm is the perfect specimen for a fisherman's hook. Don't tell him that, of course, but as far as Night Crawlers go, he's divine. Plump, curvaceous, what bass could give him the cold shoulder?

Of course, you could choose the humanitarian route and present Wiggly Worm to a book worm friend, but personally, I prefer them for consumption.  Each worm has a tiny jingle bell inside its stuffing so you can further enjoy its seductive wiggling. Wiggly is safe for children of all ages but lethal to your average, pond dwelling fish.
Flower Turtle

What a pretty little thing we have here! Flower turtle is a total hippie and only uses her own, handmade re-usable grocery bags. She loves craft fairs and watching romance movies on the "beeb." She is guaranteed to bring a fresh breeze and calming effect into your home.

Flower turtle measures 9 inches long, 6 inches tall. The shell has jingle bells inside the stuffing. Her shell covered in tiny, crochet flowers. She can come completely out of her shell when she is in the mood for some nude sunbathing. But do try not to walk in on her unannounced.
Shameless Cow

She's all woman. Check out those teats! Soft and floppy, Shameless will bring a smile to dairy and steak lovers alike. Personally, I think she's a great gift of solidarity for any nursing mother.

She sits on her own at 6" tall. Her stuffing has tiny jingle bells inside so you can track her as she grazes on the leftovers under the kitchen table.
Sven the Evil Penguin

Sven isn't your ordinary penguin - he's got dreams. Sven may be small (approx. 6" tall) but don't underestimate his ambition.

His blue fur is made of the softest novelty fleece and his stuffing is sprinkled with tiny jingle bells so you can hear him coming when he tries to peek at your math quiz during class.  He'll stop at nothing to get ahead.  Don't think you are safe.
Tiny Troy the Elephant

They say size doesn't matter, but "they" obviously aren't only 6 inches tall. The African plains just don't have the same allure for an elephant who can't even see over the golden grass.

Despite his physical limitations, Troy tries to make the most of his stature by impressing the butterflies with his immense knowledge of the local insect population. Did you know that the African Army Ant has no permanent home, but instead makes temporary bivouacs by interlocking their bodies in a protective dome over the queen and her young? Troy knows.

He is made from velvety, courderoy fabric. His stuffing is littered with tiny jingle bells so you can hear him coming before he showers you with water from his trunk.